Body Tampons

Walking around here in NY, I feel someone needs to invent body tampons for those little places on your body which you KNOW will quickly become drenched in sweat by the end of your travels in the city. Merely walking to the A train on 190th street, my lower back started pooling with little rivulets of sweat. I guess the first line of Body Tampons - gotta figure out a better name - will include patches for the lower back, neck, both underarms, behind the knees, top of the buttocks, between the upper thighs, the lower bra line (for the ladies who sweat beneath the boobies), and maybe a small square one to put on the upper lip. Nah, scratch that. Don't want any accusations of making people look like a sweaty Hitler.

**ADDENDUM**
My husband would like to add that the groin area for the gentlemen of New York might have an additional sweat tampon too. Oh and he things "Sweaty Hitler" would be a good band name :)